Thanks for the note it made my evening.
Things are going well. Theresa is now in her new house. Last weekend
was the big move and it sure looks nice. He is buisy moving boxes from
here to there and unpacking along the way.
The year is goning well. The press release sent by Mary actually got an
artice about how it made a difference in my teaching. What the author
doesn't know it was due to those we were working with. Who cares why
but that we continue to meet students needs.
Thought you might like this form of red-neck humor. Not my style but
goes along with the season.
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone
here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's
fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished.
He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept
with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to
the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have
sex with a ghost. The student replies, "Ghost?!?" "Damn it, I thought
you said 'goats'.